Floodatorium

T'a eu une promotion ?

Attend je sais pas comment on scanne --'

 

Bonjour !

Wait, swoonix modératrice?
Bravo ma chérie !

Je vais faire un tour sur omegle moi

 

C'est pas une promotion, c'est moi qui ai demandé.
Et je reste rédacteur bien entendu. :3

 

Tu sais que Swoonix est un homme, non ? :oops:

 

Oui il me taquine.

 

I love this dino :

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: asl?
You: what ?
Stranger: 15 f
You: no interstand, are your a cat
You: I'm not a dog
You: but really a dinosaure
Stranger: no im a dino
Stranger: raaawr
You: nice
You: raaaaawr
Stranger: roar
You: are your love eat cat?
You: Or...
You: a Cow
You: Three cow to the breakfast every day
Stranger: no i like cats
Stranger: despies cows
You: owwwh
You: sorry
You: rawr ? I need food
Stranger: roooooar
You: have you some cows or cats ?
You: three or five
You: just that
Stranger: i have a cow,
Stranger: i hate my cow
You: what are your doing, mister dino? or miss dino?
You: give me your cow if you hate
Stranger: im not a mister.
You: Oh go
You: It's nice
You: go to the kitchen !
You:
Stranger: you want my cow?
You: YESS
You: give me a cow
You: please :3
Stranger: but, buttt... okay.
You: what? :'(
You: dino?
You: raaaawr ?
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: raaaaawr!
You: why the smiley ?
Stranger: grrrrr.
You: grrrr
Stranger: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
You: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You: what are your doing miss dino
Stranger: talking to a cat, you?
You: i'm talking to a dino
You: I'm thing
You: wa are crazy
You: but it's cool
You: talking to a dino, it's my dream
You: a dino like me
Stranger: LOL yay im a crazy dino
Stranger: i thought... you were a car?
Stranger: cat*
You: Ah i'm a dino
Stranger: :O you transformed!
You: Yep
You: I'm the son of
You: the dino's transformer
You: of the planet Devius 8928b
Stranger: omg, that sounds like a fun planet!
You: Yess !
Stranger: are dinos aloud on there?
You: Noo
You: Just me and my parent's
You: who dead
Stranger: LOL get off the planet
You: Yi
You: have you ever the cow?
i need eat
You: raaawr
Stranger: the cow
Stranger: yes, but you took my cow to your planet.
You: if you want
You: I have a question
Stranger: sure
You: Very important
Stranger: okay
You: Want you marry me?
Stranger: omg, *calls my mom*
You: it's "yes" ?
Stranger: oh, forsure
Stranger: dino marriage!
You: I ave
You: I have*
You: a beautiful house in Devius 8928b
You: Come ?
Stranger: k be right over
Stranger: *8 hours later*
You: All your family can come
Stranger: my dino mate!!!!
You: WHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo
You: I'm happy
Stranger: as you should be, i try my best!
You: nice
You: :3
Stranger: ;3
You: Have you other word?
Stranger: raaaaaaaaawr
You: If no, it is a very very good conversation
You: raaawr you too :3
Stranger: yeah i know lol
Stranger: add me on kik dino mate?
You: kik?
Stranger: yes
You: what is it?
Stranger: my username? or kik?
You: i havent' phone
Stranger: aw, dino sad
You: if you want i have "skype"
Stranger: same, add me [censored]
Stranger: love my name
You: good name
You: wait some time i connect
You: you can accept me

Your conversational partner has disconnected.





Voila, comment on drague un dinosaure !

 

J'ai pas vraiment accroché à Max Payne pour le peu que j'y ai joué.. Mais Far Cry quoi. *-*

 

J'ai meme le skype de la dino

 

Elle m'a tuée la p'tite. xD

 

Tu m'as tué Poireau. xD
C'est quoi le jeu ?

 

Max payne 3 a été pour moi l'un des meilleurs jeu de 2012, je l'ai surkiffé *-*

 

"Cthulhu save the World" il est à 0,66 centimes sur Steam.


Il est super.

 

Coucou loutre

 

Je suis nostalgique du premier Max Payne, c'est pour ça certainement.

 

Salut Evoli !

C'est vrai que Max Payne 3 s'éloigne beaucoup des origines de la série, mais je l'ai bien aimé